With the latest Texture Pack update, now all the perverts of the world can experience photo-realistic breasts in Sex Chess. However, to truly appreciate breasts is not something just anyone can do. Therefore, a guide has been written!
Perverts of the World, Rejoice!
However, to truly appreciate breasts is not something just anyone can do. Therefore, a guide has been written!
The best breasts are those that resemble tofu in shape, texture, consistency, feel and taste.
Tofu Tits – this is what I call this kind of high-quality breasts.
Tofu Tits – The Best Kind of Tits
Tofu comes in many shapes, sizes and forms, but tofu connoisseurs know that high-quality tofu is not only pleasing to the eyes, but also delicate to the touch and brings joy to the tongue.
Getting the most enjoyment out of tofu can be challenging, but don’t be disheartened!
Enjoying Tofu Tits – Step One
It should be recently made so that it is as soft and jiggly as it can possibly be.
A milky-white color is a good indicator of freshness.
Consistency is crucial- always ensure that it is firm yet supple at the same time.
Its surface should be even and smooth with gentle contours.
Enjoying Tofu Tits – Step Two
Its dressing should not only be light, but also cling well to the tofu’s form, so that it becomes molded to the shape of the tofu and helps accentuate its tender curves.
Too much garnishing can conceal the tofu and detract from its natural goodness, so keep it to a minimum- just barely enough to decorate it and highlight its most pleasant parts.
Enjoying Tofu Tits – Step Three
Do not ever rush during this sacred time of culinary enjoyment. Your tofu is going nowhere and neither are you!
Find a comfortable place, prepare your utensils and get down to finally relishing that tofu you’ve worked so hard to prepare for this gourmet meal.
Be slow, be passionate.
Feast on its exquisite sight with your eyes, let your tongue gently trace its titillating surface, and give your eager body what it has been starving for all this time.
Allow the tofu’s mellow flavor to fill you from head to toe.