Spinnortality: All Marketing Options and Their Cultural Values

Genestims (Max)

• Take your time (Convenience x2)
• The new way to be (Novelty x2)
• Free of the grind (Freedom x2, Spirituality)
• Quality sleep (Quality x2)
• Sleep is peace (Spirituality x2, Tradition)

Designer Organs (High)

• Nothing but the best (Quality x2)
• The body you want (Freedom x2, Convenience)
• Body armour (Security x2)
• Get in touch with your body (Spirituality x2, Novelty)
• Truly be yourself (Individualism x2, Freedom)

Birthclone (Mid)

• Sleep sounder (Security x2)
• Live longer, better (Quality x2)
• More you (Individualism x2)
• Maximum yield (Material wealth x2)
• All your eggs (Tradition x2, Security)

Death prediction (Low)

• Plan for the future (Security x2)
• Better budgets (Material wealth x2, Security)
• Live life to the full (Freedom x2)
• Don’t fear it (Spirituality x2, Collectivism)

Brain transfer (None)

• Invest in yourself. (Material wealth x2)
• Your life. Your rules. No end. (Freedom x2, Individualism)
• The fountain of youth (Spirituality x2)
• Never change (Tradition x2)

Business tracking (Max)

• Efficiency! (Material wealth x2)
• A new business era (Novelty x2, Convenience)
• Be part of something (Collectivism x2, Multiculturalism)
• Peace of mind (Security x2)
• Time to shine (Individualism x2, Freedom)

Task efficiency (High)

• Squeeze a little more (Quality x2, Material wealth)
• Modernise: systematise! (Novelty x2, Material wealth)
• A contented machine (Collectivism x2, Material wealth, Convenience)
• Money money money! (Material wealth x2, Collectivism)
• Quick as a flash (Convenience x2, Material wealth)

Employee nanny (High)

• Quality results (Quality x2)
• Looking after the family (Collectivism x2, Multiculturalism)
• Let it flow. (Spirituality x2)
• What are they up to? (Security x2, Xenophobia)
• Privacy and profits? They don’t mix. (Publicity x2, Novelty)

AI consultant (Mid)

• Rely on no-one (Individualism x2, Security)
• Affordable consultants! (Material wealth x2)
• Trust nobody (Security x2, Privacy)
• We’ll take care of it (Convenience x2, Material wealth)
• Nobody’s perfect (Quality x2, Material wealth)

Spyometrics (Mid)

• Caring for your employees (Collectivism x2)
• Push them to the limit (Quality x2, Material wealth)
• Rediscover your body (Spirituality x2, Tradition)
• Total surveillance. Total control. (Publicity x2, Material wealth, Security)
• At a glance (Convenience x2, Material wealth)

Self-regulating corps (Low)

• More time for you (Convenience x2)
• The smart option (Quality x2)
• More cash, less hassle (Material wealth x2)
• Work to live, don’t live to work (Freedom x2)
• What are your competitors upgrading? (Novelty x2)

Spycams (Low)

• Observe. Surveil. Control. (Security x2, Xenophobia x2)
• Efficiency efficiency efficiency! (Material wealth x2, Convenience)
• We are one (Collectivism x2, Publicity x2, Spirituality, Multiculturalism)
• Their best work (Quality x2, Material wealth, Publicity)

Hormone cloud (None)

• The end of crime (Security x2, Collectivism)
• One company, one life force (Collectivism x2, Spirituality)
• All like you (Xenophobia x2)
• Worker loyalty (Quality x2, Material wealth)

Career advice (Low)

• Find your niche (Individualism x2)
• Everyone in their place (Tradition x2, Xenophobia)
• Get networking (Publicity x2)
• Quality work (Quality x2, Individualism)
• Flow (Spirituality x2, Freedom)
• Hand over fist (Material wealth x2, Security)

CV writer (Mid)

• Your career, your rules (Freedom x2, Convenience)
• In your own time (Convenience x2, Material wealth)
• Spend money to earn money (Material wealth x2)
• Looking out for number 1 (Individualism x2, Convenience)
• Broadcasting on all channels (Publicity x2, Individualism)

Auto apply (Mid)

• Job search made easy (Convenience x2, Spirituality)
• Get ahead of the pack (Individualism x2)
• A good fit (Collectivism x2)
• Do the world proud (Multiculturalism x2, Collectivism)

lifeScribe (Low)

• You rock. We know. (Individualism x2, Publicity x2)
• Remember diaries (Tradition x2, Spirituality)
• Sharing with others (Collectivism x2, Publicity)
• Story of your life (Publicity x2, Individualism, Novelty)

Interview robots (Low)

• Save time with a second You! (Convenience x2, Freedom)
• Free from the system (Freedom x2, Convenience)
• Your life, your boundaries (Privacy x2, Individualism)
• Human. Machine. Together. (Novelty x2, Spirituality)
• Your God-given right (Privacy, Xenophobia)

CreativeShop (None)

• Fame and fortune (Individualism x2, Convenience)
• Writer’s block? (Convenience x2)
• The works of the future (Novelty x2, Spirituality)
• The perfect oeuvre (Quality x2, Individualism)

Auto career (None)

• Reach your potential (Individualism x2, Freedom)
• Some are just better (Xenophobia x2, Tradition)
• Make good choices (Spirituality x2)
• Good investments (Material wealth x2, Individualism)

Social media (Max)

• Stay up to date (Novelty x2, Material wealth, Publicity)
• Never been easier! (Convenience x2, Collectivism, Publicity, Novelty)
• Never alone (Collectivism x2, Spirituality, Multiculturalism)
• Post post post! (Publicity x2, Material wealth)
• One world (Multiculturalism x2, Collectivism)

Public user data (High)

• For shame (Tradition x2, Xenophobia)
• Total friendship (Publicity x2, Collectivism)
• A better class of ad (Quality x2)
• In all our glory (Multiculturalism x2, Collectivism)
• Stay safe (Security x2)

Posting tips (High)

• Put yourself out there (Publicity x2)
• Keep a little back (Privacy x2, Security)
• It’s your right (Freedom x2, Individualism, Publicity)
• Soul freer (Spirituality x2, Tradition)
• Just one click (Convenience x2, Material wealth, Publicity)
• Echo chamber (Xenophobia x2, Tradition)

Gift suggester (Mid)

• Happiness, codified (Collectivism x2, Spirituality, Publicity)
• A world of treasures (Quality x2, Multiculturalism)
• Gifts: timeless (Tradition x2, Collectivism)
• Grow by giving (Spirituality x2, Collectivism)
• The easy way out (Convenience x2, Material wealth)

Autoposter (Mid)

• Free time works for you (Convenience x2, Publicity)
• Never bare again (Privacy x2, Individualism)
• Free at last (Freedom x2, Spirituality, Tradition)
• Back to basics (Tradition x2, Collectivism)
• Talk, don’t listen (Xenophobia x2, Tradition)

Autoshopper (Low)

• Buy with no clicks (Convenience x2, Material wealth)
• Think of the savings! (Material wealth x2, Convenience)
• An art, not a chore (Quality x2)
• Never shop online again (Tradition x2, Convenience)
• How we shop now (Novelty x2, Material wealth)

Profile chatbot (Low)

• Connect to your clan (Collectivism x2, Spirituality, Publicity, Convenience)
• Trololol (Xenophobia x2, Individualism, Convenience)
• Chatting like old times (Tradition x2, Collectivism, Spirituality)
• You’re a chat machine! (Publicity x2, Convenience)
• Helpdesk? Yes. Employees? No. (Material wealth x2)
• The best chatbot yet (Quality x2, Novelty x2, Publicity)

Sentient profile (None)

• Never check your profile again! (Convenience x2)
• A new life is born (Multiculturalism x2, Spirituality)
• The net is thinking (Novelty x2, Collectivism, Spirituality)
• Better than human (Quality x2, Novelty)

Metafriendship (Max)

• Find your tribe (Collectivism x2, Spirituality, Publicity, Convenience)
• Buffer zone (Security x2, Collectivism)
• No more expensive meets (Material wealth, Collectivism)
• No more unlikeables (Xenophobia x2, Security)
• Soul to soul (Spirituality x2, Collectivism)

Social optimiser (High)

• The new wave of friendship (Novelty x2, Collectivism)
• Turn back the clock (Tradition x2, Spirituality)
• The friend factor (Collectivism x2)
• Keep them at a distance (Privacy x2, Individualism)
• Your life, optimised (Convenience x2, Collectivism, Material wealth)

Smalltalk chip (Low)

• Don’t be shy (Collectivism x2, Privacy)
• Speech? No: Poetry. (Quality x2)
• Appropriate to every culture (Multiculturalism x2, Collectivism, Convenience)
• Making it easy (Convenience x2, Individualism)
• Keep them to yourself (Privacy x2)

SimuFriends (None)

• Feel the love (Collectivism x2, Spirituality, Convenience)
• Just like the movies (Tradition x2, Individualism, Spirituality)
• A friend just for you (Individualism x2)
• Unleash the fetish (Privacy x2)
• Perfection (Quality x2)

By Indigo Skies