Here is a guide on how to get the most hard achievements “A Small Loan From My Father” in Surgeon Simulator.
Money to Blood Minimum
Below is a quick blood to dollar guide shamelessly lifted from two other guides. It’s something helpful to keep in mind but with this method we’re embracing RNG to the R so take it as more as a suggestion.
- $0.00 – 5600ml
- $100k – 5040mL
- $200k – 4480mL
- $300k – 3920mL
- $400k – 3360mL
- $500k – 2800mL
- $600k – 2240mL
- $700k – 1680mL
- $800k – 1120mL
- $900k – 560mL
- $1M – >0mL
Method
As I mentioned earlier, ♥♥♥♥ relying on axing the lungs. The bread and butter of this is axing Trump in his eyeballs. You need to smack his face around with the golden axe enough to rack up the dough but not so much you murder him. This reduces the RNG involved in blood loss to the one or two swings you take to his head. Best case scenario you make it to $900k with less than 5ml/s blood loss. After which you cross the million dollar finish line with the lung axe trick.
- Take out all the ribs in your way with as little blood loss as possible. Don’t worry about the dollar amount, the goal here is to get access to the heart without losing blood. A quick swipe with the axe across the ribs works wonders.
- With axe still in hand, take a good swing at Trump’s head. The goal here is to get as close to a million as humanly possible. This may take a couple swings. As soon as you get a dollar amount you’re happy with (I personally aimed for around $950k) quickly drop the axe and grab the Vodka bottle to stop the bleeding.
- If you managed to get this far with a healthy amount of blood left then proceed to the mind numbing task of smacking the lung. If you still have some ribs intact you can try to glitch the lungs through them so you can just touch the axe to the lung and have them bounce against it for a steady cash flow.
- You made it! Now don’t ♥♥♥♥ up the actual heart surgery. Afterwards you can reflect and regret your life choices that made you want to get this achievement.
Thanks to DrunkCat for his great guide, all credit to his effort. you can also read the original guide from Steam Community. enjoy the game.
